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November 21, 2009 07:24 AM EST
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Okay y’all, here’s the deal. I have one last paperback copy left of my latest book, a wild Southern country boy Christmas novel called ChristmaSin’: A Juliette Christmas . . .
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November 20, 2009 01:59 PM EST
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With Thanksgiving literally around the corner! For those who have not realized yet, it's next week and Black Friday the following day... Which is exactly a week away from today! I'm looking for a great . . .
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November 18, 2009 08:05 PM EST
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1. Who are you?
Me? Who? Little old me? Why... I'm Preston Kendall Bullard... And, what, pray tell, does that mean? Oh, well let me attempt to tell you... That means a writer... a lover... a hopeless . . .
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November 18, 2009 08:00 PM EST
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To: You each and all... From: No one, who should have been someone.
Dear Finder...
I was sitting thinking earlier... And came to a realization...
I will never reach my own lofty goals, being a person . . .
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November 18, 2009 07:56 PM EST
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Dear reader...
I hope this finds you well, and the world in which you reside... Perhaps it does... Perhaps it doesn't... I really have no say over that. But still, what you didn't see in this bottle, . . .
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November 18, 2009 04:20 PM EST
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I guess you’ve heard The Sexiest Man Alive was crowned. The whole ceremony was a bit much and of course some men were crying crocodile tears when they realized they had lost. However, there’s . . .
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November 18, 2009 09:07 AM EST
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Below, are examples of sixth grade research projects. Enjoy...
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. the climate of the Sarah . . .
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November 17, 2009 03:59 PM EST
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Very few have the courage to face a wild elephant and even fewer paint their toenails. The danger signs were plastered photographs on the walk of fame that should have explained, but they were tightly . . .
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November 17, 2009 03:58 PM EST
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Seems like every time I look up these days I see someone filling out one of these surveys that’s supposed to tell whoever reads it lots about you, or at least tells them things they don’t . . .
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November 16, 2009 08:56 PM EST
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Autumn has come to Almost Iowa. It's been a rough year. First it was too cool, too early. Next it was too wet, too late. Now everyone is too grumpy.
Even the deer hunters are in too foul a . . .
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November 16, 2009 04:56 PM EST
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Sunshine had to walk a mile for a camel and decided to take a coffee break. The waiter served the coffee and said, “One hump or two,” and Sunshine’s chaperone slapped his wrist with . . .
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November 15, 2009 05:23 PM EST
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Flickertail & Paint Hide William
“Paint, I need your help.” Flickertail, the llama emailed Paint, the horse. “It’s less than two weeks until Thanksgiving . . .
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November 15, 2009 03:49 PM EST
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Sunshine grew up rather acrobatic and was quite fantastic at Bingo. She thought all the Nuns Mothers, so when any family tried to adopt her, she made sure the application made a detour into the incinerator. . . .
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November 14, 2009 07:00 PM EST
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I might be the only male resident of Michigan who is not spending these early days of November stockpiling ammunition and Slim Jims in anticipation of deer season. It’s not that I object to . . .
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November 14, 2009 03:45 PM EST
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I heard the greatest line this morning from a Jamaican comedian that is so true.
Canadians speak in reverse...
They will say, "How are you doing, eh?"
Americans say "Eh! How are you doing?"
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November 13, 2009 02:57 PM EST
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Priest a nun and 3 other senior citizens sounds like an opening line in a joke however these five senior citizens the youngest in their 60's the oldest in their 80 broke into a military base to protest . . .
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November 13, 2009 10:48 AM EST
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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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November 11, 2009 10:47 PM EST
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The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply."
A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere . . .
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November 11, 2009 08:34 PM EST
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My Resimay:
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I . . .
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November 10, 2009 03:45 PM EST
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It’s amazing what some joint father-son television viewing can reveal. Just last week, Will summoned me into the den to watch a program called, "The World's Most Bizarre Home Videos."
They sure . . .
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