Tag: parody
group name: jokeshumorfunny
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July 11, 2007 04:47 PM EDT --
Some Twisted Slogans for fun.
PEPSI
Save no more! / Spit the thunder
COKE
Wife is good / Welcome to the choke side of wife
KFC
Finger kickin' food
Pizza Hut
Waste Pizzas . . .
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August 02, 2007 11:27 PM EDT --
Amanda C: “I really did not like the way Evil Dick acted tonight. I want him to stay in the house because it would be a little more interesting with him around. I don't want him to win.” . . .
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March 06, 2008 10:10 AM EST --
Did anybody hear about the guy who fell onto an upholstery machine? I am wondering if he's fully recovered yet!
You know I don't like to think about death but it's a fact that a calendar's . . .
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December 22, 2007 04:12 PM EST --
Twas three nights before Christmas
and all through the tent
Not a person was happy
because of the rent
The landlord was knocking
standing at my front flap
When all of a sudden
I gave . . .
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August 06, 2007 02:57 PM EDT --
In response to all the responses made to my non-article article entitled test ... it appears that some folks in the Gather summer session are ready and well prepared for the mid-term exam ... others . . .
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October 18, 2007 07:41 PM EDT --
I’ve discovered something at least as addictive as caffeine, alcohol, tobacco, cocaine, heroin, or even Chex Mix ( the really good homemade kind, with way too much garlic salt). At this moment millions . . .
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May 09, 2008 03:42 PM EDT --
The Egyptians engineered the Pyramids. The Romans engineered the Coliseum. Somebody or other apparently engineered Stonehenge.
And every Spring my buddy Tom and I engineer The Dock. . . .
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December 20, 2007 01:06 PM EST --
What do you suppose Paris Hilton wants for Christmas?
I recently read in the New York Post (sometimes I like to go slumming - what can I say?) that the girl who is Famous For Being Famous just wants . . .
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July 06, 2007 12:21 AM EDT --
We went to a wedding today. The bride was the daughter of a couple who have been our friends for more than thirty years. Looking at this radiant, drop-dead gorgeous young woman in her wedding dress, beaming . . .
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August 08, 2007 01:18 PM EDT --
Not too long ago I saw a television commercial for what has to be one of the most important industrial breakthroughs in human history. Even though major advances of this sort are not really the focus of . . .
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May 28, 2008 03:20 PM EDT --
This morning before breakfast my wife lobbed a verbal grenade into my coffee cup. She asked, "What do you think of my friend, Brunhilde?"
(Please note, my wife doesn't actually have . . .
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January 09, 2008 03:45 PM EST --
Am I really that Conceited?
Some people think I am but just because I'm a genius and extremely handsome with huge muscles and a dark tan. They think I'm a conceited jerk but I'm far from . . .
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July 11, 2007 02:58 PM EDT --
Yesterday we were on a boat belonging to my new friend, Mike. It was one of those cool "wakeboard boats" with a big chrome tower on it - the latest in tow boat technology. This tower is designed . . .
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October 11, 2007 12:01 AM EDT --
I was just sitting here looking at my wife's bottle of pomegranate-scented shampoo and wondering why any woman would want her hair to smell like pomegranate.
OK, I admit this is a sure sign that . . .
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February 28, 2008 08:22 PM EST --
All right everybody, it's time to toss Sis, Mom, Granny, Cousin Elmer, Emmy-Sue and the young-uns into the old Ford pickup, grab a couple of cases of Budweiser, scream "Yeeeeeee-Hah!" . . .
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May 01, 2008 10:46 AM EDT --
This afternoon my friend and I dropped into a friendly neighborhood tavern to grab some lunch and to watch the Detroit Red Wings CRUSH the Colorado Avalanche in the second round of the NHL playoffs. Now, . . .
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February 25, 2009 10:34 AM EST --
Hi. I'm Mike, and I'm a Facebookaholic.
I discovered Facebook not too long ago, at the suggestion of some of my creative writing students. "It's great," they would tell me, "you . . .
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April 02, 2009 03:45 PM EDT --
Hats Off to Gather member *Carol ~Waz Up!~ D. for inspiring me to pen this parody after reading " this article " of hers.
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"All Fear The Sheeple" -- sung to the tune . . .
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September 21, 2007 01:07 AM EDT --
My friend Mary recently showed me a photo she took on vacation. It's a close-up of a blue sign with white letters, painted on steel and a little rusty around the edges, nailed to the wooden siding . . .
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April 01, 2009 10:20 PM EDT --
Not too long ago I asked my readers to write and tell me about the crappy things they have done over the years to make money. The idea here was that I would get you to do my own crappy job, and write . . .
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