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May 07, 2007 07:10 PM EDT --
I thought I could resist but I heard on the news tonight that the big debate is now: Paper or plastic. Please vote. I vote for PAPER. There is no doubt in my mind. I will annouce the . . .
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May 22, 2007 01:59 AM EDT --
I saw on the news today where a hearse carrying a body to the grave in San Franscisco hit a large pothole. The doors of the hearse were not properly secured, and the coffin slipped out. It . . .
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March 27, 2008 10:57 AM EDT --
For those of you who hav'nt seen the 2007 Darwin awards, here it is! I believe this proves why stupid people should't breed, because if they do their offspring end up on this list. . . .
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May 07, 2007 07:23 PM EDT --
I believe
1. In Jesus Christ
2. God said it so I believe it.
3. The Manic Mom's contest was misused and abused.
4. Wal-mart should be called Wallet -Mart
5. I don't . . .
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July 25, 2007 11:15 PM EDT --
Billy Graham was returning
to Charlotte after a
speaking engagement
and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there
to transport him to his . . .
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March 27, 2008 11:11 AM EDT --
The latest telephone poll taken by the California Census office asked people living in California whether they think Illegal Immigration is a Serious problem or not:
19% of respondents answered: . . .
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June 20, 2007 08:54 PM EDT --
Why are my friends leaving Gather? I've made friends and because of cold language and lack of communication you have hurt them. How about this one: "Your article has been declined" . . .
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June 16, 2007 02:31 PM EDT --
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community cannot . . .
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June 05, 2008 06:28 PM EDT --
Ted Kennedy having Brain Surgery at 76 and being up and around in two days.
A lost Lighthouse from Massachusetts found in California
A lost pyramid found. Okay, it was . . .
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July 08, 2007 11:58 PM EDT --
. . . with a run for Nancy's congressional seat. This is too much. Cindy, according to ABC news, told Pelosi to either back an impeachment of Bush, or Cindy states that she'd run against . . .
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August 28, 2007 01:28 PM EDT --
Some weird news coming from Australia:
A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal apparently tried to have sex with her.
The woman had received the pet camel from her . . .
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October 05, 2007 10:56 AM EDT --
Have you ever been next to someone that is wearing so much perfume that you feel like gagging?
A New York woman says she lost her job at a Long Island, N.Y., customer service center for wearing . . .
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May 11, 2007 03:14 AM EDT --
I came to gather to post my literary work which has been published although unpaid. However, I get embroiled in politics and debate with people who like to be mean or as we say in Oklahoma, "Ugly." . . .
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June 22, 2007 10:14 AM EDT --
Did you ever wake from a dream and have a feeling it was real? That's how I felt when I read an article that Rosie O'Donnell was in the running to host the Price is Right. I heard this . . .
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May 09, 2007 08:59 PM EDT --
When will we stop hate. Here's my rant for the day. I hate using politically correct terms.
Ex. Hate crimes, multi-tasker, soccer mom etc.
Racism will stop only when we stop using . . .
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December 14, 2007 07:45 PM EST --
We are having another storm (global warming) and the stupid weather people standing in a busy roadway and scraping the streets. The best one was a young reporter standing under a tree. . . .
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March 21, 2008 12:08 PM EDT --
First, it was Senator Obama, and today, Senator Clinton. So? What's the big deal. Go look at my passport. That will bore the heck out of you. A shopping trip to Mexico, . . .
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August 10, 2008 10:48 AM EDT --
A sad sad tale I bring to your distraction today. The local and national news decided not to carry this story, because, quite frankly, nobody could think of a way to write it, so it could entertain . . .
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August 21, 2008 08:33 PM EDT --
http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/obama/1119352,CST-NWS-brother21.article
Okay, McCain forgot how many homes he owns. He's guilty as charged. What about Obama's half brother . . .
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June 05, 2007 08:18 PM EDT --
I have been weeding out my groups. These are groups that deny articles. I like freedom of speech. What does it hurt, if the article is not precisely what the group ordered. I wrote . . .
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