Tag: life
group name: jokeshumorfunny
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October 07, 2007 06:10 AM EDT --
These are Boys ads taken from a matrimony site.
These are actual ads. Grammar and spell errors have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!
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October 13, 2007 07:30 AM EDT --
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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September 21, 2007 11:01 AM EDT --
Two farmers from a small town outside of Auburn, New York were walking home together after each had purchased a pig. One said to the other, "How are we going to tell them apart?"
The other . . .
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June 12, 2007 11:16 AM EDT --
This is a funny true story from the pages of my life:
Thirteen years ago when my youngest daughter, Jordan was 3 months old my husband had chest pain that was so bad I had to get a ride to meet him part . . .
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September 18, 2007 12:51 PM EDT --
Received this in an e-mail had to share it with all.
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything . . .
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May 10, 2007 07:21 AM EDT --
-The first 90 % of a project takes 90 % of the time, the last 10 % takes the other 90 % of the time
-If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
-A pat on the back is only . . .
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October 04, 2007 05:55 AM EDT --
PC PRAYER
Dear Lord:
Every single evening
As I'm laying here in bed
This tiny little prayer
Keeps running through my head
God bless my Mom and Dad
And bless my sister
And look out for my brother . . .
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October 06, 2007 06:43 AM EDT --
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June 06, 2007 03:23 AM EDT --
"Don't let the bed bugs bite." Okay, tell me how do we stop them.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." No, an apple a day keeps us regular and keeps ex lax away. . . .
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August 05, 2007 05:14 PM EDT --
Jokes 4 U
A kid and a Fridge
Child: Whenever I open the bathroom door, the light turns on automatically.
Mother: What, you little stupid. You again peed in the fridge.
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Cute Albert . . .
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June 13, 2007 11:58 AM EDT --
I love twinkies. Years ago it was my favorite treat. There was nothing like eating a twinkie for a snack.
Over the years I gained weight and became a diabetic. Twinkies had to go out the window for me. . . .
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March 27, 2008 11:05 AM EDT --
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why . . .
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June 18, 2007 05:00 PM EDT --
Life is what happens while we’re making other plans.
I wish I could say I made that up. A friend told me that several years ago and it stuck with me. If things went according to my plans I would . . .
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September 13, 2007 02:37 AM EDT --
Most of us are given around 70 years on planet earth. Some more, some less. We all go through the different stages of life. We are all heading to an ending to our lives. There is no way to escape the death . . .
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May 23, 2007 05:43 AM EDT --
I wrote this poem and I would like some ideas as to what I should title it. Nothing comes to my mind and I would like a real good Title. Please Help. Thanks! Oh and I almost forgot, Critique Welcome!
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June 26, 2007 01:36 AM EDT --
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder ( Don't laugh. You know it's U)
This is how it manifests:
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>I decide to water my . . .
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June 10, 2008 12:10 PM EDT --
I read a forum post about the power of the avocado seed. It seems that some adventurous folks grind their avocado seeds into fiber-rich smoothies accented with various greens and fruits. Avocado . . .
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June 13, 2007 01:00 AM EDT --
A big comapny offered 100 dollars for each effective cost-cutting idea given by the employees. The first employee to receive the award suggested that the award money should be reduced to fifty dollars. . . .
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March 27, 2008 10:57 AM EDT --
For those of you who hav'nt seen the 2007 Darwin awards, here it is! I believe this proves why stupid people should't breed, because if they do their offspring end up on this list. . . .
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