Tag: laugh
group name: jokeshumorfunny
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October 25, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
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October 26, 2007 04:37 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . .
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May 08, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
These were both new to me and hopefully will be to others. They came in my email.
Old Prices
For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city . . .
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May 11, 2007 03:56 PM EDT --
There are some drivers who just might do these things. If you see them, run. This came in my email.
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things . . .
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October 25, 2007 07:24 AM EDT --
Last night, my friends and i went to a ladies night club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck . . .
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October 25, 2007 08:02 AM EDT --
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular . . .
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October 25, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
Some rules cannot be followed
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day
and told him to come into her office.
" What is your name?" was the . . .
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October 13, 2007 07:30 AM EDT --
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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May 09, 2007 06:12 AM EDT --
This one is cute. I would hate to have this written about me. It came in my email.
The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith:
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard . . .
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May 09, 2007 05:46 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
Beautiful Woman
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "You know I've . . .
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May 12, 2007 03:02 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I saw them in my email.
Preacher’s Wife
They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday morning after . . .
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May 13, 2007 07:01 AM EDT --
I enjoyed these and thought others would also. I received them in my email.
Successful Aging
An elderly man was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic . . .
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May 19, 2007 07:18 AM EDT --
This one got a big chuckle from me when I received it in my email.
A bachelor named Steve who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left, he told his best . . .
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May 22, 2007 06:42 PM EDT --
I thought these were pretty good when I found them in my email.
The Boss
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if . . .
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May 23, 2007 06:31 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and believe others will. I received them in my email.
Want to get Married
Tom had proposed to young Maureen and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. . . .
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May 29, 2007 05:21 PM EDT --
Oach!! This one hurts. I debate publishing it, but it was to funny not to. It came in my email.
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa, you need . . .
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June 14, 2007 06:38 AM EDT --
I think this list of quotes is hilarious. I've seen a few of them before, but not most of them. I received this is my email.
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied . . .
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October 06, 2007 10:02 PM EDT --
This seemed humorous to me when I read them in my email.
NEW U.S. State Mottos
Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona: . . .
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October 07, 2007 12:28 PM EDT --
I thought these were cute when I found them in my email.
Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. "However, . . .
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October 07, 2007 11:51 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I read them in my email.
"Why are you home from school so early?"
"I was the only one who could answer a question." . . .
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