Tag: laugh
group name: jokeshumorfunny
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October 25, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
. . . more
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October 26, 2007 04:37 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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May 08, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
These were both new to me and hopefully will be to others. They came in my email.
Old Prices
For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city . . . more
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May 11, 2007 03:56 PM EDT --
There are some drivers who just might do these things. If you see them, run. This came in my email.
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things . . . more
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May 09, 2007 06:12 AM EDT --
This one is cute. I would hate to have this written about me. It came in my email.
The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith:
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard . . . more
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May 09, 2007 05:46 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
Beautiful Woman
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "You know I've . . . more
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May 12, 2007 03:02 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I saw them in my email.
Preacher’s Wife
They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday morning after . . . more
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May 13, 2007 07:01 AM EDT --
I enjoyed these and thought others would also. I received them in my email.
Successful Aging
An elderly man was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic . . . more
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May 19, 2007 07:18 AM EDT --
This one got a big chuckle from me when I received it in my email.
A bachelor named Steve who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left, he told his best . . . more
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May 22, 2007 06:42 PM EDT --
I thought these were pretty good when I found them in my email.
The Boss
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if . . . more
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May 23, 2007 06:31 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and believe others will. I received them in my email.
Want to get Married
Tom had proposed to young Maureen and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. . . . more
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June 23, 2007 05:31 AM EDT --
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again", she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went . . . more
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May 29, 2007 05:21 PM EDT --
Oach!! This one hurts. I debate publishing it, but it was to funny not to. It came in my email.
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa, you need . . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:24 AM EDT --
Last night, my friends and i went to a ladies night club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck . . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
Some rules cannot be followed
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day
and told him to come into her office.
" What is your name?" was the . . . more
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October 25, 2007 08:02 AM EDT --
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular . . . more
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October 24, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
I hope these will be enjoyed. I received them in my email.
RULES TO ENTER KANSAS Applies to each person as they enter Kansas.
Learn & remember: East . . . more
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December 23, 2007 12:12 PM EST --
I like getting kid jokes like these in my email.
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she . . . more
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May 18, 2007 07:17 PM EDT --
I have heard so many jokes that many of those I read are familiar as these are. They came in my email.
Play House
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl . . . more
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May 20, 2007 06:12 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and considered them worth sharing when I found them in my email.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station... . . . more
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