Tag: jokes
group name: jokeshumorfunny
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May 08, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
These were both new to me and hopefully will be to others. They came in my email.
Old Prices
For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city . . . more
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May 11, 2007 03:56 PM EDT --
There are some drivers who just might do these things. If you see them, run. This came in my email.
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things . . . more
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May 09, 2007 06:12 AM EDT --
This one is cute. I would hate to have this written about me. It came in my email.
The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith:
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard . . . more
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May 09, 2007 05:46 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
Beautiful Woman
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "You know I've . . . more
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May 12, 2007 03:02 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I saw them in my email.
Preacher’s Wife
They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday morning after . . . more
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May 13, 2007 07:01 AM EDT --
I enjoyed these and thought others would also. I received them in my email.
Successful Aging
An elderly man was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic . . . more
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May 19, 2007 07:18 AM EDT --
This one got a big chuckle from me when I received it in my email.
A bachelor named Steve who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left, he told his best . . . more
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May 23, 2007 06:31 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and believe others will. I received them in my email.
Want to get Married
Tom had proposed to young Maureen and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. . . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
. . . more
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October 26, 2007 04:37 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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October 24, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
I hope these will be enjoyed. I received them in my email.
RULES TO ENTER KANSAS Applies to each person as they enter Kansas.
Learn & remember: East . . . more
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December 23, 2007 12:12 PM EST --
I like getting kid jokes like these in my email.
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she . . . more
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August 14, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
When I read these is my email I thought they were worth sharing.
According to statistics from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, more and more baby boomers and older people . . . more
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August 15, 2007 08:00 AM EDT --
I wondered if these would brighten someone’s day when I found them in my email.
Motivational Poster Idea
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself. . . . more
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August 15, 2007 06:12 PM EDT --
One of these is an oldie, but I think a good one. I received these in my email.
Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer . . . more
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October 19, 2007 04:05 PM EDT --
I received these in my email.
It took me a second to get this one.
It was time for the final and the student depending upon . . . more
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October 28, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others will. I received these in my email.
A young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone . . . more
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November 01, 2007 04:27 PM EDT --
This is one of those days when most of these jokes I have heard before, but think they are worth publishing. I received them in my email.
Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients . . . more
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December 16, 2007 07:56 AM EST --
These seemed worth sharing when I read them in my email.
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the . . . more
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December 17, 2007 03:49 PM EST --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
An elderly widow and widower had been dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her . . . more
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