Tag: joke
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May 08, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
These were both new to me and hopefully will be to others. They came in my email.
Old Prices
For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city . . .
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May 11, 2007 03:56 PM EDT --
There are some drivers who just might do these things. If you see them, run. This came in my email.
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things . . .
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July 20, 2007 11:42 AM EDT --
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the
lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are
hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You . . .
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March 15, 2009 10:54 AM EDT --
Coffe, that is.
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee , please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
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October 24, 2007 11:09 AM EDT --
"The Obedient Wife"
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
Just before . . .
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January 14, 2009 10:06 AM EST --
Energy Drinking...
A couple of drinking buddies, who were airplane mechanics, were in the hanger in Los Angeles .
It was fogged in and they had nothing to do. One said to the other, "Man, . . .
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January 19, 2009 08:17 AM EST --
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his . . .
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April 18, 2009 10:21 AM EDT --
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security . The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized . . .
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December 31, 2008 10:53 AM EST --
Alternative Affirmations...
It is a time of resolutions. I made one resolution many years ago and I have stuck to it. I resolved to no longer make resolutions. The following are some alternative affirmations . . .
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February 01, 2009 12:12 PM EST --
Flat tire
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded . . .
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February 16, 2009 07:54 AM EST --
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
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It's . . .
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February 27, 2009 09:36 AM EST --
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collarand well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave . . .
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April 03, 2009 08:49 AM EDT --
If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to realise you're a genius!!!
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May 02, 2009 12:18 PM EDT --
It had been said that America would get a black president "when pigs fly!"
Obama has been in office 100 days and WHAM!
SWINE FLU!
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May 09, 2007 06:12 AM EDT --
This one is cute. I would hate to have this written about me. It came in my email.
The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith:
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard . . .
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May 09, 2007 05:46 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
Beautiful Woman
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "You know I've . . .
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May 12, 2007 03:02 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I saw them in my email.
Preacher’s Wife
They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday morning after . . .
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May 13, 2007 07:01 AM EDT --
I enjoyed these and thought others would also. I received them in my email.
Successful Aging
An elderly man was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic . . .
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May 19, 2007 07:18 AM EDT --
This one got a big chuckle from me when I received it in my email.
A bachelor named Steve who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left, he told his best . . .
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May 22, 2007 06:42 PM EDT --
I thought these were pretty good when I found them in my email.
The Boss
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if . . .
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