Tag: interesting
group name: jokeshumorfunny
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October 25, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
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October 26, 2007 04:37 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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October 07, 2007 06:10 AM EDT --
These are Boys ads taken from a matrimony site.
These are actual ads. Grammar and spell errors have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!
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October 25, 2007 07:24 AM EDT --
Last night, my friends and i went to a ladies night club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck . . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
Some rules cannot be followed
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day
and told him to come into her office.
" What is your name?" was the . . . more
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October 25, 2007 08:02 AM EDT --
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular . . . more
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October 13, 2007 07:30 AM EDT --
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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October 25, 2007 07:16 AM EDT --
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly asked him, "how much do u earn?" The young man was quite . . . more
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October 16, 2007 04:44 AM EDT --
Q. How do men define a 50-50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.
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October 16, 2007 05:18 AM EDT --
One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of
Seriousb ack pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient . . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:15 AM EDT --
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance . . . more
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June 05, 2007 09:58 AM EDT --
Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from the "US "
21. Tries to use credit cards in a roadside hotel.
20 . Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health . . . more
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October 06, 2007 06:43 AM EDT --
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October 16, 2007 04:21 AM EDT --
Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?
Scroll Down for answer
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October 24, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
One man got a child
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1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
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October 25, 2007 07:07 AM EDT --
The Top 10 reasons why a Handgun is better than a Woman
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
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#9 - You can keep one handgun . . . more
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October 16, 2007 04:45 AM EDT --
Why does an elephant take a shower?
Because he can't fit in the bathtub!
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October 16, 2007 04:46 AM EDT --
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
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October 16, 2007 04:48 AM EDT --
Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
Because white ones get dirty too fast.
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October 16, 2007 04:51 AM EDT --
Why do elephants live in the jungle?
Because they dont have to pay the rent.
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