Tag: humor
group name: jokeshumorfunny
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May 08, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
These were both new to me and hopefully will be to others. They came in my email.
Old Prices
For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city . . .
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May 11, 2007 03:56 PM EDT --
There are some drivers who just might do these things. If you see them, run. This came in my email.
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things . . .
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July 20, 2007 11:42 AM EDT --
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the
lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are
hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You . . .
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May 09, 2007 06:12 AM EDT --
This one is cute. I would hate to have this written about me. It came in my email.
The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith:
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard . . .
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May 09, 2007 05:46 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
Beautiful Woman
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "You know I've . . .
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May 12, 2007 03:02 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I saw them in my email.
Preacher’s Wife
They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday morning after . . .
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May 13, 2007 07:01 AM EDT --
I enjoyed these and thought others would also. I received them in my email.
Successful Aging
An elderly man was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic . . .
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May 19, 2007 07:18 AM EDT --
This one got a big chuckle from me when I received it in my email.
A bachelor named Steve who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left, he told his best . . .
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May 22, 2007 06:42 PM EDT --
I thought these were pretty good when I found them in my email.
The Boss
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if . . .
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May 23, 2007 06:31 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and believe others will. I received them in my email.
Want to get Married
Tom had proposed to young Maureen and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. . . .
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May 25, 2007 01:36 PM EDT --
I got a good laugh out of this one when I read it. It came in my email.
A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for . . .
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June 14, 2007 06:38 AM EDT --
I think this list of quotes is hilarious. I've seen a few of them before, but not most of them. I received this is my email.
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied . . .
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October 06, 2007 10:02 PM EDT --
This seemed humorous to me when I read them in my email.
NEW U.S. State Mottos
Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona: . . .
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October 07, 2007 12:28 PM EDT --
I thought these were cute when I found them in my email.
Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. "However, . . .
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October 07, 2007 11:51 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I read them in my email.
"Why are you home from school so early?"
"I was the only one who could answer a question." . . .
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October 08, 2007 11:33 PM EDT --
These seemed worth sharing when I found them in my email.
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
"Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway . . .
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October 18, 2007 10:28 AM EDT --
I got a chuckle from these when I read them in my email.
A new student had joined the class and the teacher asked him if he knew his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "I . . .
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October 19, 2007 08:42 AM EDT --
I got some good laughs from these when I found them in my email.
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," . . .
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October 21, 2007 11:40 PM EDT --
I laughed at these when I read them in my email.
A young man was strolling down a street behind an assisted living center. As he passed the large building . . .
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October 22, 2007 10:43 AM EDT --
I got some laughs from these when I found them in my email.
THE BLONDES FLAT TIRE
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate . . .
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