Tag: funny
group name: jokeshumorfunny
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May 08, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
These were both new to me and hopefully will be to others. They came in my email.
Old Prices
For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city . . .
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May 11, 2007 03:56 PM EDT --
There are some drivers who just might do these things. If you see them, run. This came in my email.
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things . . .
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July 20, 2007 11:42 AM EDT --
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the
lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are
hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You . . .
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October 29, 2009 11:48 PM EDT --
Bob was a romantic at heart, who loved to joke and make me laugh. He was my high school sweetheart, friend and loving husband. He had his own business, drilling water wells around the lake area, here . . .
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March 15, 2009 10:54 AM EDT --
Coffe, that is.
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee , please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
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October 13, 2007 07:30 AM EDT --
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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May 25, 2007 01:36 PM EDT --
I got a good laugh out of this one when I read it. It came in my email.
A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for . . .
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January 14, 2009 10:06 AM EST --
Energy Drinking...
A couple of drinking buddies, who were airplane mechanics, were in the hanger in Los Angeles .
It was fogged in and they had nothing to do. One said to the other, "Man, . . .
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January 19, 2009 08:17 AM EST --
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his . . .
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April 18, 2009 10:21 AM EDT --
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security . The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized . . .
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May 09, 2007 06:12 AM EDT --
This one is cute. I would hate to have this written about me. It came in my email.
The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith:
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard . . .
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May 09, 2007 05:46 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
Beautiful Woman
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "You know I've . . .
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May 12, 2007 03:02 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I saw them in my email.
Preacher’s Wife
They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday morning after . . .
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May 13, 2007 07:01 AM EDT --
I enjoyed these and thought others would also. I received them in my email.
Successful Aging
An elderly man was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic . . .
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May 19, 2007 07:18 AM EDT --
This one got a big chuckle from me when I received it in my email.
A bachelor named Steve who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left, he told his best . . .
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May 22, 2007 06:42 PM EDT --
I thought these were pretty good when I found them in my email.
The Boss
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if . . .
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May 23, 2007 06:31 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and believe others will. I received them in my email.
Want to get Married
Tom had proposed to young Maureen and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. . . .
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December 31, 2008 10:53 AM EST --
Alternative Affirmations...
It is a time of resolutions. I made one resolution many years ago and I have stuck to it. I resolved to no longer make resolutions. The following are some alternative affirmations . . .
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May 29, 2007 05:21 PM EDT --
Oach!! This one hurts. I debate publishing it, but it was to funny not to. It came in my email.
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa, you need . . .
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October 14, 2007 09:46 PM EDT --
I hope these are humorous to others as they were to me when I found them in my email.
"Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in . . .
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