Tag: fun
group name: jokeshumorfunny
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April 01, 2008 09:15 PM EDT --
This being April Fools Day, I wonder how many people either played a joke on someone, or were themselves a victim of this tradition.
Is it outdated, or is it still a fun thing to do or be a part of? . . . more
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May 25, 2007 02:06 AM EDT --
There are the standard personality types, Type A, Type B etc. Then there are the introvert and extrovert etc. I thought we could have some fun making up some of our own labels. Lets see how many . . . more
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July 11, 2007 04:47 PM EDT --
Some Twisted Slogans for fun.
PEPSI
Save no more! / Spit the thunder
COKE
Wife is good / Welcome to the choke side of wife
KFC
Finger kickin' food
Pizza Hut
Waste Pizzas . . . more
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July 21, 2007 10:11 AM EDT --
Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After
the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm . . . more
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May 18, 2007 09:35 AM EDT --
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out . . . more
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July 29, 2007 11:21 AM EDT --
I would guess in every state of the union in every city we have. Their is a corner or a field or lot where a group of men old and young get together after work and have a little drink. I was passing such . . . more
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May 17, 2007 09:00 AM EDT --
Reasons to Date a Microbiologist
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We do everything 10x 40x 100x bigger and better
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Size doesn't matter
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We know the meaning of complement
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We always wear protection and use . . . more
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May 10, 2007 07:21 AM EDT --
-The first 90 % of a project takes 90 % of the time, the last 10 % takes the other 90 % of the time
-If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
-A pat on the back is only . . . more
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July 21, 2007 09:45 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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June 13, 2007 12:48 AM EDT --
Change one word, either completely or add or subtract letters, to make a new sentence. Change only one word per entry. The sentence is an oldie:
Sue sells seashells by the seashore.
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June 05, 2007 09:58 AM EDT --
Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from the "US "
21. Tries to use credit cards in a roadside hotel.
20 . Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health . . . more
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July 21, 2007 09:48 AM EDT --
Girlfriend: Did you miss me while I was away??
Boyfriend: Were you away??
Boyfriend: I love you and I could die for you!
Girlfriend: How soon??
Boyfriend: May I hold your hand??
Girlfriend: No thanks, . . . more
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July 08, 2007 04:45 PM EDT --
Let's play a game!
You have to say a word that starts with any letter! That's so simple! If it's not to you, you're an idiot.
Here's mine: Palindrome
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August 31, 2007 04:23 PM EDT --
Yo yo dawgs. this is like, a game where you say a movie..... heh. I'm just trying to rake in the points. I mean, I want you guys to have fun!
Mine is Harry Potter and the Order of the phoenix. So . . . more
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September 03, 2007 05:08 PM EDT --
NAME A COLOR I BEG YOU!!!!!! I NEEEEEED POINTS! Plus, you can have fun!
Here's mine: Yellow Green (my fave)
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January 30, 2008 12:44 PM EST --
The phone rang, I answered. I knew it was my twelve year old grandaughter when I heard her say " Hi Gran-ma, It's me"
"Hi Sweety" I replied
"Guess what gran-ma, . . . more
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February 16, 2008 09:28 PM EST --
The next time you are washing your hands!
and complain because the water
temperature isn't just how you like it,
think about how things used to be.
Here are some facts about the . . . more
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May 10, 2007 06:09 AM EDT --
Employers were asked to list the "most unusual" questions that have been asked by job candidates. And here is what they told:
-What is it that you people do at this comapny?
-Why aren't . . . more
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August 05, 2007 02:04 PM EDT --
All you have to do is name something really old you have.
I'll start with a fossil.
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February 03, 2008 11:16 PM EST --
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look . . . more
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