Tag: family
group name: jokeshumorfunny
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May 29, 2007 08:45 AM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail. It is amazing how true it is, I have a teenagers and a pre-teen girl.
Teenage Daughter's Owners Manual
Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of . . .
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May 18, 2007 09:23 PM EDT --
I can't take people who say things like America will come to her knees. If America is attacked again, what will they do? Where is the solution? I know where I'll be: . . .
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June 12, 2007 08:58 PM EDT --
I received this in my e-mail and had to pass it on.
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away . . .
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May 08, 2007 10:24 PM EDT --
When I last checked my passport and we are all Americans. I think we should be nice. I'll be first and spell MASSACHUSETTS. We have enough enemies without fighting amongst ourselves. . . .
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May 06, 2007 10:56 PM EDT --
When my son was growing up, we always had one or two dogs. He loved his dogs and was never fond of cats. One day when he was married he took in a stray kitten. He fell in love . . .
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April 15, 2008 09:59 AM EDT --
Ah, music; the sweet sounds which soothe and comfort us! Like comforting smells, strains of familiar and beloved melodies can bring memories vividly back to life. As a woman approaching . . .
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May 12, 2007 09:53 AM EDT --
Butters has had an interesting week. With a trip to the vet for his yearly boosters and flea treatments, he's been a little down in the dumps. But Butters has found something to take all . . .
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May 17, 2007 06:22 AM EDT --
Sometimes we get so caught up in the pressures of our lives, we forget we can walk away for five minutes. So often when I am embroiled in a situation, I forget I can step back and take a breather. Especially . . .
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June 06, 2007 03:23 AM EDT --
"Don't let the bed bugs bite." Okay, tell me how do we stop them.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." No, an apple a day keeps us regular and keeps ex lax away. . . .
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May 14, 2007 08:06 AM EDT --
When my daughter was 14 years old, we went back to New York. We visited old cemetaries that dated back to the 1600's. We also visited and paid our respect to family members who had . . .
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June 18, 2007 05:00 PM EDT --
Life is what happens while we’re making other plans.
I wish I could say I made that up. A friend told me that several years ago and it stuck with me. If things went according to my plans I would . . .
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May 16, 2007 09:10 AM EDT --
I have four children, three of whom are grown up, married and doing well. My youngest is my daughter Jordan. She is 13 and still living at home.
I remember many times over the years when things happened . . .
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May 26, 2007 01:14 AM EDT --
There was a man with no arms and he needed a job. He applied at a local church as the bell ringer. The reverand said, "How can you ring the bell with no hands.
The man explained . . .
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June 04, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
Six married men will be dropped off on an island with one car and three kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man . . .
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June 23, 2007 06:25 PM EDT --
C&P joke lines....just want to share...:
Subject: Hospital Chart Bloopers!!
Actual writings from hospital charts
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. . . .
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June 04, 2007 09:35 PM EDT --
When my daughter was four she was walking with her 10 years old sister. She saw graffiti on the street. The little one asked her older sister to read it. The older girl distracted the . . .
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May 26, 2007 09:23 AM EDT --
I know we all get grumpier as we age, but outta nowhere, Butters has taken to bullying his brother and sisters lately. Normally this would concern me, but the siblings don't seem to mind much; . . .
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July 25, 2007 11:15 PM EDT --
Billy Graham was returning
to Charlotte after a
speaking engagement
and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there
to transport him to his . . .
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July 18, 2007 11:26 AM EDT --
I quickly discovered that writers with families are faced with the challenge of acquiring that block of time necessary to compose works of art that are literally decipherable to the average reader. Imagine . . .
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